Vintage Values Enthusiast Pillows

"The days of horse and carriage appear to be numbered."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

Military Medals

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Early Piety

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"I love these old decorations!"

You had me at vintage.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Man...You age great!'