Vintage Values Lover Pillows

"Why is Dad so old fashioned?"

'I did all my facelifts myself!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

The Missing Sock Returns

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

A Macaroni in 1772

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

High Riders of the Old West

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Swells - Men's Fashion

The Return Of The Minipants

Pick me! 2002 was a very good year! No! Me! I'm excellent with beef and fish. Desperate House Wines.

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

1950's.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper