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"Why is Dad so old fashioned?"

'I did all my facelifts myself!'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

A Macaroni in 1772

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

High Riders of the Old West

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Opening the Barrel

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Swells - Men's Fashion

Notice: this dress will be out of style by January 2009.

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

1950's.

The Return Of The Minipants

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."