Vintage Values Appreciator Prints

'...I'm your substitute teacher, Mrs. Prudy 'Old School' Crenshaw.'

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

Snapshots in Time

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"Careful now. It's fragile."

'Hey, we're in style!'

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

'I did all my facelifts myself!'

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

Dueling marionettes.

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

Michelangelo's David

Any old Gold - 'There's a man ahead of his time'

'He helps keep me focused on what matters most.'

Chadwick Boseman

'I believe this is one of the original sets'

The Heptathlon for beatnik.

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

"You're wanted on the phone, Mum. Someone asking to speak to, the man of the house."

"No school like the old school."

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

ANTIQUES: Buyers and Lookers

'The wine isn't pre-phylloxera, but I'm willing to bet the sommelier is.'