Automobile Appreciator Pillows

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Internal Combustion.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

Puss n' scoot.

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

A toaster plays fetch

"The moment of peaceful ocean sounds has been brought to you by. . . !"

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

Standing ovation $5.

"My gawd, we've been clamped!"

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Chadwick Boseman

Cash for clunkers

'One thing about old Doc Shemm...he sure supports the animal industries!...

'They don't make cars like this any more -- the country that built them disappeared.'