Cycle Appreciator Pillows

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"My kid could do that."

'What if I promise not to look?'

Cat with Crown.

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

'We may think 2012 is over, but history books are full of things we thought were over.'

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park

Great Urban Sprawl

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

At the Old Bikers' Home

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Perpetual Motion.

Standing ovation $5.

'It's for Pookie.'

'You did ask for the wine steward - now grovel, man, grovel!'

"He's one of my favourites. You feed him milk and cookies and he gives you a present."

"Of course I won. I was already a winner. I didn't even have to run the race."

"Is this the first time you've been on a computer?"

"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"

Bank Front

Fussbudget 1989

"We better be nice to young people. After all, they donate to our soup kitchen."

"To help with the constant ringing in your ears, I'm prescribing instructions to set up your voice mailbox."