Earth Appreciator Pillows

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Snow flake

Sunbathing in Autumn

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"You've changed."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Pea

Romantic Tree Carving

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Fish mobsters.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

'What if I promise not to look?'

Dogs and Chickens

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

Paving over the window-box

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Namastayyy