Vintage Train Admirer Gifts

'Fancy new technology, it says 'Hi, Baby, I'm on the train'.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Before the Internet

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Downton Abbey Road"

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

A trevor of trainspotters

"Do you do much walking?"

It's great for pulling the birds!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Blue Dress

"It was her mothers"

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Trainset

A train's dining car is a diner.

Frank Sinatra.

S**t Creek Halt

"Fashion over function!"

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

Centaur falls in love.

Victorian woman at a bar.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"