Railway Admirer Gifts

"Split-second timing - as one pulls in, the other pulls out."

Trainspotters.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Sushi Train Spotters

HS2

Run from the hills!

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

L.A. Transfer

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

HS2 time bomb...

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

The Train to Nowhere

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

What Holds the Subway Together?

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Pound sign on rail tracks.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."