Railroad Admirer Gifts

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Sushi Train Spotters

HS2

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

L.A. Transfer

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

A train's dining car is a diner.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

The Train to Nowhere

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

What Holds the Subway Together?

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Trainspotting.

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"