Express Train Admirer Gifts

"I guess that's the non stopper then."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Employee of the Month Parking

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

Pizza-Matic

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

A sky writer writes, 'Thank you.'

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

'Fancy new technology, it says 'Hi, Baby, I'm on the train'.'

Trainspotters.

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

'You two need to get over yourselves and just ask for directions.'

Model steam train pulls into a station

Wine Factory

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

'Whenever I feel the urge to travel, I go out to the airport for a couple hours, and that cures it.'

The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic

The Mail

"And sometimes, as in this work, the subject matter dictates a triptych format."

"Oh he's just lucky, and a robot."

'Your Grandad has never got over the passing of the age of steam.'

H.S.R.2. finally operating after several cost reductions.

"I'll have to admit he's rather attractively packaged."

'Typical!'