Espresso Admirer Gifts

Valentines for coffee

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Sermon on the Grounds...

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Intelligent people laugh too!

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

The coffee's not working.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Sharp Eyes

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

The Stages of Coffee Addiction