Amsterdam Admirer Gifts

'Yes, we did the usual Amsterdam tourist route - canals and all. I'm sorry - did I say something to upset you?'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

If nobody had invented graphics

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Boy whistling at crackers.

Football

Remarkably Richmond

Life and Death

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

The evidence destroyed

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Prisoner still life painting.

One-man band rehearsal.

Illustration for 'Six Weeks at Heppenheim'.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

Statue of Liberty With Face Mask

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'Picasso'

Now hiring.

Flying in Formation.