Netherlands Admirer Gifts

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Boy whistling at crackers.

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

The evidence destroyed

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Illustration for 'Six Weeks at Heppenheim'.

Seamus Heaney

Overdoing it.

'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

Milly and the Student

Ad Valorem

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Trilby - 'Confession

Victorian Garden Romance

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver

"I must say, Doctor Jeckyll, that you bear little resemblance to your profile picture."

Brunel sees his psychiatrist

Royal Picnic

Lion v Kiwi.

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

The night

Eurocracy

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

Knights jousting on pinatas

"I suggest a re-write, mister Dickens, perhaps something a little more upbeat."

Conservatives Emphatically Defeated in 1880 Election

The ghost's walk