Dutch Art Admirer Gifts

Vincent van Gogh

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cactus seats.

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

The americanisation of vulture.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Shell Fire

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

Kultural K9's.

"What did Jesus order?"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Phoenix

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Move, Gary."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

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