Dutch Art Admirer Gifts

Vincent van Gogh

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Say hello to my little friend."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"What did Jesus order?"

Mimi's final scene

Joe Biden

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Kultural K9's.

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Shell Fire

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Move, Gary."

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat