Dutch Painting Lover Gifts

Jan Vermeer - 'One glass too many'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Origami Society...

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Klimt Kiss Phones

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Amateurs."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"He gets easily abstracted."

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

They were mysteriously drawn together

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Picasso: The Early Years

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Framed Lady

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

'Greenwich in the Season'