Dutch Culture Lover Gifts

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Dutch boy bitten by snake in hole in dyke.

A Hole in the Dike

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Rutger Shower

Europa takes a selfie

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

Eugene Delacroix

Josephine Baker

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

The Devil's advocaat.

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"You came from Europe, didn't you? I'll bet this is metric."

Easter Island Bonnets

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Postes Modernes

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

Paul Verlaine

"Has anybody seen my old friend Nelson?"

Acropolis for sale.

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

AD 763. Hopeful entrants in the first Easter Island Idol competition.

Luciano Pavarotti.

Our English climate. - May-day for the sweeps.

'My wife left me, but the good news is I get to keep the igloo...'

Godot - Retard Indetermine

"12 German beers and 12 French Pastis. . . this guy is a true European!"

Baguette Skiing

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

Jan Vermeer - 'One glass too many'

'You two need to get over yourselves and just ask for directions.'

'As a matter of fact I am an artist, but I only draw blood'

Prussian Siege of Paris, 1870