Dutch Culture Appreciator Gifts

'Dutch Reform Church, One of God's little jokes'

A Hole in the Dike

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

Masterpiece?

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

The Devil's advocaat.

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Meanwhile...in Albania

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Has anybody seen my old friend Nelson?"

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

Parts of a Bagpipe

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

Dutch boy bitten by snake in hole in dyke.

"You will be visited by three spirits, and no, they will not speed things up with a joint Power Point presentation."

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

Boy plugging dyke has water coming out of his his ear.

"Your Majesty, all the best for the next 70 years!"

'And put my dinner and hers on one 'cause we're going dutch. . . she pays 75% and I'll pay 25% cause I'm half dutch.'

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

Finnish Sauna - Twigs to swat bathers.

'No you deaf fool, I said 'get her ladyship's coat'.'

'If beets juice and cheese brine work, why shouldn't a bit of schmaltz?'

The Haimishe Hairdresser

The Royal family establish a new home for Harry and Meghan

French and British sportsmen shooting

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'