Dutch Culture Appreciator Pillows

'Dutch Reform Church, One of God's little jokes'

A Hole in the Dike

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

Masterpiece?

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

The Devil's advocaat.

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Meanwhile...in Albania

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

'1032 - Discovery of the first anagram' (King Canute)

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

Parts of a Bagpipe

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

Dutch boy bitten by snake in hole in dyke.

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

Boy plugging dyke has water coming out of his his ear.

"Your Majesty, all the best for the next 70 years!"

'If beets juice and cheese brine work, why shouldn't a bit of schmaltz?'

The Haimishe Hairdresser

'No you deaf fool, I said 'get her ladyship's coat'.'

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

Finnish Sauna - Twigs to swat bathers.

'And put my dinner and hers on one 'cause we're going dutch. . . she pays 75% and I'll pay 25% cause I'm half dutch.'

The Royal family establish a new home for Harry and Meghan

French and British sportsmen shooting

"What's the response here to increased risk of flooding due to climate change?"

'I told you to not use my war bonnet for dusting.'