Dutch Culture Admirer Gifts

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

"Ja?"

Victor Hugo

A Hole in the Dike

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

Bertolt Brecht.

French Animal Noises.

Masterpiece?

Sun Worshipers

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 2)

"Says here that 50 baboons escaped from the Paris Zoo! I think this explains the Nutella riots!"

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Department de Philosophie

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'Honestly Fred, we're only here for the day trip.'

Pearly Queen Gates

'Does it come with American citizenship?'

Parsifal

Katy Perry

"Marilyn, I think you misunderstood when I said we'd be going dutch."

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

Swamp creature with French baguette.

Paul Valery.

European Thinkers (2): 'Surf's up!'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

Tour de France champ Henri Pélissier