Dutch Folklore Fan Gifts

Boy with finger in dyke, unplugs it to give thirsty man a drink of water.

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Vlad the Inhaler

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Bigfoot"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

"Do I have to go out again!?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Edna spots the ever elusive Loch Ness Monster.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'