Dutch Art Devotee Gifts

Masterpiece?

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

Artist and Nature

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

Jan Vermeer - 'One glass too many'

I thought I was irrelevant.

Artist Paints Sale

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

Dutch boy bitten by snake in hole in dyke.

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

"My uncle can turn a twenty-dollar bill into wine."

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

"Throw it, throw it!"

Boy plugging dyke has water coming out of his his ear.

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

'Dutch Reform Church, One of God's little jokes'

Clipart.

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

"I know Beth from the days when 'Christina's World' was up where the Klimt is now."