Dutch Art Devotee Gifts

Masterpiece?

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

Artist and Nature

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Paint by numbers stained glass windows

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

"A million five is the sticker price, so to speak."

Artist Paints Sale

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

I thought I was irrelevant.

Jan Vermeer - 'One glass too many'

Dutch boy bitten by snake in hole in dyke.

"Throw it, throw it!"

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

"My uncle can turn a twenty-dollar bill into wine."

"Do you remember when art galleries delighted in being controversial?"

Boy plugging dyke has water coming out of his his ear.

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

'Dutch Reform Church, One of God's little jokes'

Clipart.

Boy with his finger in a leaking water bed.

"I know Beth from the days when 'Christina's World' was up where the Klimt is now."

Otto Dix