Denmark Admirer Gifts

'...Apparently, the people of Denmark are, on the whole, still happy.'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'He does lack social skills.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Bubble; 'This castle manager job better be for real.'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

Scientist seen on loch.

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

City travel: 'If you like our cheese, you'll love Switzerland!'

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Pizza London Eye

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

'I like their lollipops. If we ever get any money, we ought to open an account here.'

Leaning on a Lamp post

Takeaway wedding cake 50p

Happy Hogmanay!

Poets Hospital has a Burns Unit.

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'The news has started a MarmWatch segment as a public service.'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

Angela Merkel

'Is it just me, or is it getting warm in here?'

Fredrik Reinfeldt.

'Marmaduke will perform that trick no matter how small the audience.'

Brexit

Jens Stoltenberg.

The Gherkin, Central London

Promising!

Private Willis