Amsterdam Aficionado Gifts

'... And it went clip, clipperty clop, snap, squeak on the stair.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"We won!"

So you're a mocking bird...

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Driverless cars rage.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."