Energy Saver Admirer Gifts

"She's been acting like that ever since she made her home energy efficient."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

AA Meeting Here Today

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Sermon on the Grounds...

A gap between the solar panels

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'Are there any new species more efficient than neons, such as compact fluorescents or LEDs?'