Wind Energy Admirer Gifts

A kite and child tangled in a wind turbine

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Desert island wind-turbine.

"No no! I said we're tilting towards windmills, not tilting at them!"

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."

Actually, I think you looked better with Atlantis.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'

'Captain are we going faster than sound?'

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

"She's been acting like that ever since she made her home energy efficient."

'He hasn't done anything yet, it's just with all this gear on, he can't stand up!'

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

Snake Lust.

"I know they've got a problem with global warming..."

Model steam train pulls into a station

"It'll spoil the view ... what about migratory birds ... will it trigger seizures?"

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

Out of gas.

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic

A steam-powered tourist boat in a canal in Venice

'Your Grandad has never got over the passing of the age of steam.'

H.S.R.2. finally operating after several cost reductions.

"I bought him some underwear that should help reduce drag."