Power Performance Admirer Gifts

"390 HP. . . 21 litres per 100 KM consumption. . . or this one! 520 HP! 28 Litres! That's pure hardcore, man!"

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Claus 2.0

"Bravo!"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Caption contest"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Mime marriage.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

"Destroyers"

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Nuclear energy.

True Mime

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'