Power Performance Admirer Pillows

"390 HP. . . 21 litres per 100 KM consumption. . . or this one! 520 HP! 28 Litres! That's pure hardcore, man!"

Claus 2.0

"Bravo!"

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Caption contest"

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Mime marriage.

Mad cleaning robot.

"Destroyers"

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

True Mime

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Nuclear energy.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'Smiley, it's come to my attention that, since being promoted to management, you've grown fangs.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Suppliers Accounts - "You'll have to be more careful, that's the second time this month you've paid an invoice on time."