Espresso Admirer Mugs

Valentines for coffee

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

You've Had Enough!

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

The coffee's not working.

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough.'

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"Guess we are going to the coffee shop!"

Sharp Eyes

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

Abstract Espressoism