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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Two vegans, please."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'Someone's been tampering with this chicken. It tastes like chicken.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Remarkably Richmond

Coffee Menu

Coffee

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

Hot Halloween Costumes

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Lunch

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."