Vending Machine Admirer Mugs

"Decaf's out of toner."

Pizza-Matic

"I'll get you out, but first hand me the chips in B-12."

Claus 2.0

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Roasted

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Mad cleaning robot.

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

Brown only photocopier sales.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'I saw the school nurse put that sign up.'

'Hello - goodbye.'

"I was hoping my bonus would be more than a voucher for the vending machine."

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

'To me he's more than just a pet.'

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

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