Train Admirer Gifts

Richard Branson caricature.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Employee of the Month Parking

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

Life and Death

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Football

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Farmer Christmas.

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Now hiring.

Flying in Formation.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Switchback Playground.