Railway Admirer T-Shirts

"Split-second timing - as one pulls in, the other pulls out."

Trainspotters.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HS2

Run from the hills!

Sushi Train Spotters

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

A train's dining car is a diner.

HS2 time bomb...

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"Kevin's job as a train announcer seriously affected his love-life..."

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

What Holds the Subway Together?

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

Trainspotting.