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"I've found the lawnmower."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"He's deliciously vintage."

The First Cone of Shame.

Roasted

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Cave Wallpaper

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

"Now it's high definition!"

Jack Johnson

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

Portrait Gallery

Chinese takeout closed temporarily: 'Our abacus is down.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

Flat pack sales assistant

A francophile to the last, he went the way of Concord, the 2CV and the Minitel.

Before paper and scissors were invented...

"Still pretty liberal."

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

Startling Effects.

The First phone call was not exactly as history books report it.

"Will it crash in the new millenium?"

Digital imaging.

Early Power Saws

'Jock in the box'

'If automation ever creeps into this place, I'm getting out.'