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"I'd say old school crime. None of your high tech methods here."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Jarvis Cocker

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

Elton John

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Grandfather Clock

The Fab Four

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

Geri Halliwell.

Social Struggles

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Cave Wallpaper

'It isn't that our old computers aren't compatible with our new computers - It's that you're not compatible with our new computers.'

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

'I said shag carpeting.'

Philosophie.fr Bulletin Board - 1936

Jack Johnson

"Now it's high definition!"

'OBSOLETE: Any piece technology you now feel comfortable using.'

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

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