Retro Technique Admirer T-Shirts

"I'd say old school crime. None of your high tech methods here."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"He's deliciously vintage."

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"It's somehow comforting to witness a revival of the classics in motivational technique."

Grandfather Clock

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Social Struggles

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

They had the technology to rebuild him: The $ 6,000,000 egg.

Will Curl Lip For Food

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

'It isn't that our old computers aren't compatible with our new computers - It's that you're not compatible with our new computers.'

Cave Wallpaper

"Now it's high definition!"

Portrait Gallery

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

'OBSOLETE: Any piece technology you now feel comfortable using.'

Chinese takeout closed temporarily: 'Our abacus is down.'