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'Don't get smart with me!'

"It appears to be some sort of ancient texting device."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Yes, we will exchange your phone, but I doubt you purchased that phone here."

"Didn't I say we should have bought a cordless?"

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

'It isn't that our old computers aren't compatible with our new computers - It's that you're not compatible with our new computers.'

'OBSOLETE: Any piece technology you now feel comfortable using.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Cowpat Discman

In the 1980s,drivers started to carry mobile phones.

Future Families.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Cord cutter

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

The original paperless office

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Early on-line shopping

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'Early Laptops.'