Retro Rider Gifts

Whip-Behind.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

PRODUCT RECALL: Hey, remember this one?

You had me at vintage.

"What old school? This is my life."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

Ringo releases his latest record.

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

Boss

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'Let me look at that map...'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

1986 is my year

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

What's that, Lance? It's called a newspaper. It's like a Kindle, but instead of your fingers leaving smudges, they get smudged.

You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

"I'm sorry Joet...I shouldn't be mad. In fact, congratulations! You saved your money. You deserve the finest ride on the planet."

Fred found he got more exercise when jogging while listening to a gramophone than an iPod.

"I see by your copy of 'Newsweek' that Lyndon Johnson has decided not to run for reelection."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

The Clean old Days.

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

The circular nature of running wear.

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

"How do I load this book into my computer?"

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

Library - 'Books, Flo - when did we stop doing them?'

Yesteryear.

Men riding a penny farting.