Retro Rider Gifts

Whip-Behind.

'It's the very latest thing - four wheel drive.'

You had me at vintage.

"What old school? This is my life."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

'Let me look at that map...'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

1986 is my year

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

You read the instruction manual for a video game for your book report?

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

The Clean old Days.

The circular nature of running wear.

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

"How do I load this book into my computer?"

Jims Motor Lodge Renovated! Enjoy WiFi on your vibrating bed!

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania

Library - 'Books, Flo - when did we stop doing them?'

Yesteryear.

How's My Charioteering?

"And as a final condition, you'll acknowledge here that despite prevailing in our battle of the bands showdown 18 years ago, you were totally outrocked by the Ted Gusten Experience."

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

'Today's electronics won't let a fellow lose himself in the wilderness like we did in the old days.'

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