Retro Runner Gifts

The circular nature of running wear.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

You had me at vintage.

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's an antique!'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"You've got night fever."

Disco Dancing

Social Media

"I'm sensing a nostalgia for when your mother rubbed butter on them."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'