Retro Runner Pillows

The circular nature of running wear.

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Early Colour TV

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

You had me at vintage.

Computer Class.

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'It's an antique!'

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

Edison invents the personal stereo

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

1950's.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

Social Media

Disco Dancing

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.