Backward Runner Enthusiast Gifts

'Who's idea was it to run backwards to Christmas for charity?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Running

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

Women in a cross country race

Man running

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

The Fun Run.

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Congratulations for male runner

'Stampede!!'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'Jogger's nipple'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

Track runner running out of track

Fred found he got more exercise when jogging while listening to a gramophone than an iPod.

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"27 marathons in 27 days - he's no but a show-off!"