Retro Runners Gifts

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

You had me at vintage.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Floating Dragon

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

Santa '50s' Claus.

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

Whip-Behind.

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

The circular nature of running wear.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

Sundial Watch

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

Video Horse Shoes.

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"

'Remember when it was sex, drugs and rock n' roll? Now it's menopause, Advil and Guy Lombardo.'