Former Runner Gifts

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

37 years in the same position.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Yearbook

e-shoes

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Bullseye!

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Monica Seles

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

10 K Tail-Chase

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.