Former Runner Gifts

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

37 years in the same position.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

e-shoes

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Banana Split...

Yearbook

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Bullseye!

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'