Retro Runners T-Shirts

Fred found he got more exercise when jogging while listening to a gramophone than an iPod.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

You had me at vintage.

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Floating Dragon

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

"The 'Age of the Computer'? We get a pencil on a piece of string!"

'I like modern. It never goes out of style.'

"Carbon paper? Typewriter ribbon? An ashtray? After your retirement, have you considered opening a museum?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'Peace brother, I'll be doing your hip surgery.'

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

Santa '50s' Claus.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Whip-Behind.

The circular nature of running wear.

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

"That was six! You should never have quit school, Jake!"

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

Sundial Watch

Video Horse Shoes.

"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"