Running Enthusiasts Gifts

'This should be interesting.'

Endless run.

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

'Stampede!!'

"27 marathons in 27 days - he's no but a show-off!"

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

The first marathon

'My feet are killing me.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I told him he should have trained more."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

'Hey, wait for me!'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Women in a cross country race

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Man running

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Cyclist Flamingoes