Running Geek Gifts

'I'm stuffed' - The teddy bear athlete's continual problem.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

All Natural Nothing

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I told him he should have trained more."

Women in a cross country race

Man running

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

Health

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

"Eat lots of carrots."

Thin and thick

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Congratulations for male runner

The Fun Run.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Stampede!!'

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"