Running Geek Mugs

'I'm stuffed' - The teddy bear athlete's continual problem.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Running

All Natural Nothing

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I told him he should have trained more."

Women in a cross country race

Man running

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

Health

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Eat lots of carrots."

Thin and thick

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

'Stampede!!'

The Fun Run.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Congratulations for male runner

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"