Fitness Geek Mugs

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

Hmm. Yoga where you hold positions for a long time. I'll try it. I've got my mat. I've got my blocks. And I've got my � eReader.

Marvin's new fitness tracker had motivational software.

In the Guru District

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Yearbook

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Monica Seles

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"We're exclusively delts."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"