Fitness Geek Mugs

Marvin's new fitness tracker had motivational software.

In the Guru District

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Well, well, well...'

Turn, turn and turn.

Muscles

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Yearbook

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Exercise Class

City Marathon.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Bench Press Accident

"We're exclusively delts."