Wellness Geek Mugs

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

The Cougher

All Natural Nothing

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'Is this still America?'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'Have you been working out?'

Friendly bacteria

Nutritional Supplements.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"Holy moly!"

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"Papi, this says laughter de-stresses the entire body!"

"Eat lots of carrots."

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"Good for you for getting your mammogram."

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

Thin and thick

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

'I'm afraid your conditions shows no improvement over last time, Mr. Ferguson -- you must still be doing enjoyable things.'

'Rent two 'feel good' movies, and call me in the morning.'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

"It's all down to turmeric!"

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'