Run Enthusiast Mugs

Women in a cross country race

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

The rocket powered skiier

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Exercise Class

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Eat my dust!"

A day at the transgenic races

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."