Running Enthusiast Mugs

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"

"Don't forget bib number!"

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

Stupid marathon.

'Jogger's nipple'

'Oh, sorry - I'm getting my London Marathons mixed up with my Grand Nationals.'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'I never thought I'd say this, but I think we ran too far this time.'

New Year's Resolution. . .

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Medical advice for runners road signs.

Runners have a pay toll.

Finishing Line

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

The British relay team find a safe way of handing on the baton.

Feel good looks great

'No peeking!!' - Learn to Run Classes.

'If I jog backwards,will I gain weight?'

'On your marks, get set, schmo. On your marks, get set, joe. On your marks, get set...'

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

'Who was the fastest runner in history?'

'My feet are killing me.'

Although it wears very well, the Holland Running Shoe is not a favorite among marathon runners.

Congratulations for male runner

'Dang...too fast food!'

"Here we go, one lap left in the Olympic Finals, and we're heading into the final sprint!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

"Too much information."

"I don't count my 'best time' because it was mugger-aided."

Man running

"I forgot to program my smartwatch to remind me to stop running. I'm about 1,200 miles away."

"You can tell by the footprint... those are expensive running shoes!"

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."